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Sean is a sex-magnet whose attraction and attractiveness to both sexes have formed him his own personal fanbase. His recent foray into the world of 'kangkang romance' include the seduction of a HoG and a very persuasive perfume salesman.

Chiau Ling is a potential cam-girl who recently turned 18. She vehemently denies that she is bisexual (to the diappointment of some of her admirers). But Chiau Ling has a secret! Her feng-tau-mui blond locks indicate her LOVE for....

Other stories on this archive include the on-going relationship between Head of Personal Development Alan Tham (yes, same name as the singer) and the Head of Sexual Services (HoSS), Vivek Vagina.

The Blue Durian insists on introducing paedophilia in the form of FroStfiRe, a hyper lad who features almost prominently in the love triangle of Alan and Vivek.

Edwin the fashion photographer makes his debut as the ECHO gigolo who is nice, friendly (and might have a career in WWE) with his sweet and saucy behaviour - guaranteed to charm the ladies! (We bet he won't charge you if you don't orgasm! Ooh! What a man! ~_^).

Lumpy Lock is a down-to-earth moose (ah, kinky!) that has a wonderful bear-hug definite to satisfy (notice the parallels we're introducing here).

Lumpy is suspected of having an illicit relationship with Princess Kimchi, a lovely leading lady whose weapon of choice are her 3 1/2 inch stilettos, which she uses to maim and slash.

A popular antagonist would be the succubus Pastry-Face, a terrifying creature who will instill FEAR into the hearts of the most brave, which might include you, loyal readers!

Future stories will introduce a potential organ donor, a seer, a kai-fan man, a supplier of nuts and balls, Agents Chipm0nk and W0mbat, Wison the Bison and many more from all walks of life (and fantasy)!

Signing off,
Silverkey and The Blue Durian ^_^

Frequently Asked Questions:

Who writes this stuff?

ioogleguys (icon by kirakins) does, *grin* as well as the layout, and other graphics.
silverkey (icon by 7th_icon_hell) does minor editing, intros and lj-cuts.
bluedurian (icon by silverkey) takes care of any plot holes, bunnies and ninjas and wears edible fishnet panties. That is all, thank you.

How can I get in to this story?

What makes you think you aren't?

In not into.

Haha, be more specific. You can get in touch with any of the three mods, or even Sean and Chiau Ling coz it's supposed to be their journal. If you have an LJ, you can join our friends list, just like evilzempire who incidently, is in FBD. Update! Check it out! Sean is now blogging as lebihlebih. Brought to you by E! - Echotainment

So, FBD is based on real people?

Yes, and No. There are no parallels to real life.

That phrase has been mentioned a lot of this journal...

Yeah... okay, so there are supposed to be no parallels to real life in this story. *shrugs* But, so what? Real life creeps into everything.

I'm kind of curious about the animal characters. Is this to prove a point? Like in Animal Farm?

I'm not sure if it's anything as deep and philosophical as that, but you'd really have to ask ioogleguys personally about that one.

Thank you for your time.

You're welcome. It's 5.53 AM on a Friday morning and I need to get some sleep. Guess we'll continue this another time.

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